Hey there! Today our Magic Ball reveals all about men’s vulnerable points based on their zodiac sign. Now you know exactly where to press. You’re welcome!
Capricorn
“What if she doesn’t respect me?”
Regardless of what Capricorn has achieved in life (and he typically achieves a lot), he constantly worries whether women value his accomplishments enough. In his nightmares, these cunning creatures call him a loser, causing the poor guy to wake up in a cold sweat with trembling hands, immediately planning to achieve something else—preferably something outstanding. It doesn’t help, of course, but it’s certainly advantageous for you (just make sure never to call him a loser).
Aquarius
“What if she catches me?”
The classic Elusive Joe, who is elusive because, frankly, no one was planning to catch him in the first place. However, even the ghost of marital bonds frightens Aquarius so much that he’s ready to flee at the slightest hint of matrimonial relations. So if you need to get rid of an Aquarius—suggest “a serious talk” and time how many seconds it takes for him to dissolve into the morning mist. If, on the contrary, you want to keep him—disappear yourself. He’ll definitely chase after you because how dare someone run away from him? That wasn’t the plan!
Pisces
“What if she doesn’t understand me?”
Pisces are convinced that nobody understands them because everyone else has the emotional depth of a dried puddle, while they possess the depth of the Mariana Trench. However, they expect a woman to become like a mother to them and are terribly upset if she doesn’t take interest in their turbulent inner life. This is the hook you can use to catch them. By the bunch.
Aries
“What if she doesn’t think I’m the best?”
Even in ballet, mind you! Aries needs to stand on a pedestal, and if it starts to wobble—all is lost: Aries will begin to wither away. Not for long, though, because there’s only one solution—try even harder and reclaim the gold medal. But be careful, don’t abuse this: he might decide that this particular sport isn’t for him after all.
Taurus
“What if I’m poor?”
Regardless of how many newspapers and steamships Taurus owns, he constantly worries—am I too poor for her? Notably, according to official statistics, most billionaires are Taureans, but they still constantly fret that someone else is earning more. If that someone is you—don’t show him your wallet. Or do show it, depending on what you want to achieve (it’ll be delightful to watch him race up the career ladder, stamping his hooves).
Gemini
“What if she betrays me?”
The so-called “Golden Rule of Morality” is very simple: treat others as you wish to be treated; don’t do to others what you wouldn’t want done to you. But Gemini, as we know, always ignore all existing rules, and disappearing into the fog without explanation is quite typical for them. However, they fear receiving the same treatment more than the bubonic plague. We don’t recommend exploiting this: if a Gemini senses that you’re going to betray him—he’ll betray you first. And he’s faster than you, believe me (there are simply more of them inside, including a special Betrayer of the Trusting sub-personality that’s just waiting for its moment).
Cancer
“What if I get hurt?”
Careful, dangerous moment! Cancer is the most insecure zodiac sign, so it’s not worth joking about “Aww, how sensitive we are!” He’ll be mortally offended and, worse, retreat into his shell and start blowing the situation up to apocalyptic proportions. You didn’t make him tea because you were too lazy to get off the couch, and he’s already concluded: you don’t love him, probably. You’ll leave him soon, probably. You’ll go to someone else, for sure. You’ll reject poor Cancer cruelly. You’ll drive him away, you’ll mock him. He’s a fearful creature, this Cancer.
Leo
“What if I’m not in charge?”
Generally, Leos sincerely consider themselves kings of everything and rarely doubt that their place is on the throne, while others belong—well, at most on a lower throne nearby. But it happens. Fortunately, Leo makes a mediocre king—meaning you don’t have to prove through actions that he is indeed the head of the family (and the intergalactic union). It’s enough to convincingly tell him so occasionally.
Virgo
“What if she pries into my soul?”
Oh, as if there’s anything to see there besides hypochondria, pedantry, and concerns about towel firmness. However, Virgos somehow sincerely fear that you’ll start turning him inside out and dissecting his feelings and emotions. Know why? Because he can do that himself and knows perfectly well how soft and vulnerable we all are inside. In short, don’t poke his unprotected belly with a stick; he’ll show everything himself later (but again, there’s not much to see).
Libra
“What if she leaves me?”
Every Libra is like Clever Elsa, who went to the cellar for a ham and immediately imagined sending her child there—where he’d break his neck on the stairs. Needless to say, perhaps, that she wasn’t even married yet, let alone having children. That’s Libra: you’re still in the dating phase, and he’s already drawing terrible pictures of losing you. Which, by the way, doesn’t mean he’s that in love—he just can’t bear the thought of being rejected. So if you maintain some distance—he’ll bend over backward to make you happy. The key is not to step too far away, or he’ll lose sight of you and go looking under a streetlight. For someone else.
Scorpio
“What if she doesn’t love me?”
Finally, they’ve gotten their just deserts! Scorpios don’t drink the blood of innocent slain infants, but they do drink the blood of women in love with them—by the liter. Simply because everyone wants Scorpios, and they can’t be everywhere at once. However, if a Scorpio falls in love—that’s it: first, it’s forever; second, he’ll never stop wondering if you truly love him. All women rejected by Scorpios should now feel avenged because you’ll never be able to prove it to him. Ha, let him suffer!
Sagittarius
“What if he’s better than me?”
Who is “he”? Anyone at all, even Elusive Joe whom nobody is chasing. Sagittarians love competition, but organically cannot stand being compared to anyone—such a paradox. So if you need to knock a Sagittarius out of the saddle—tell him about your friend’s son who’s doing better. Better yet—ask your mother to tell him. Well, that’s if the situation calls for forbidden torture techniques. What can you do!